For reasons only some of you know of, I think this is my best title ever.

Okay, so, good weekend. Lazy, but good (notice I say "lazy" and not "boring". I got in at about 8 or 9 on Friday night. Saturday, we got up late, and I went to go see Colin, my straight hairdresser. I love Colin. Do you know why I love Colin? Besides the fact that he loves FUBAR? Because he genuinely enjoys what he does. He really puts a lot of work into haircutting. He takes pride in what he does. He likes to experiment. Having cut my hair for, geez, probably something like 7 years now (on and off) we're pretty comfortable with each other, and I can go in there with a stupid idea, and he will tell me it won't work. If I go in there with a good idea, he's always up for it. Also, we decided to film a porn on the Gravitron. For all these reasons, I love Colin.

Anyway.

We went over to the parents house on Saturday afternoon. What's that, you ask? Crazy monkey sex? Naked hide and go seek? Oh, no, my dear reader.

It was much better. In lay-z-boys, even.


Sunday night was spent with Sarah, gettin' ripped. We started pretty early, so we were toast at about midnight. The adorable little waitress with this wonderful French accent kept 'accidentally' messing up our orders on us, so we usually got twice as many shots than we ordered. It was a little silly, but it was great time.

Monday morning was spent sleeping, which was the absolutely most perfect thing that could have happened. I woke up to pee at about 9, feeling like ass, then didn't get up again til 1pm, when I felt like sunshine and lollipops. That afternoon was spent bbq-ing and reading, and otherwise being completely lazy. T'was wonderful.

I went to see Troy with Vicks and Lis-er. It was, uhm, okay. There were several shots of naked Brad, which is worth a couple of bucks. Just as an aside.. Why can't casting directors cast actors who at least have the proper accent for the country the movie is supposedly set in? Although Troy is set in Greece, the accents were British, American (at one more, one actor almost had a New Jersey accent), and Scottish. I understand the need for English speaking actors, but.. oh, just come on. Scottish?

So.. Tuesday, yesterday. Well, that's all pretty interesting.. interesting enough to deserve it's own post. Which, as you've already read by now, just above this one.